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Category Archives: Humour
Bored to tears
I have a ‘homecare’ policy that covers emergencies such as electrical failure, heating breakdown etc and having discovered that my water system was no longer covered I decided to cancel the policy. I explained the “customer care representative” that in … Continue reading
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Orange (the future may not be so bright)
In the latest personalised email to me (Lee) from Orange, it starts: Dear Gary,
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Time to retire
It’s official. I have just been informed in an email from the RED DOT AWARDS COMPANY (no subject) that I’ve won 600,000 pounds – Yay! All I have to do is click to reply and request the payment – it … Continue reading
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Microsoft – a tad late perhaps?
Just setup an email account and tested it. Look what Microsoft claimed to have sent.
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Savage Coalition Government Cuts?
IT Project Manager £1.00 per day Greater Manchester
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That’s my kind of job – but am I suitably qualified?
Application £35000 – £45000 per hour + fixed term Glasgow, Lanarkshire
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Nice little earner
Web Developer / 6 Months Contract / ASAP £195.62 – £196678.12 per day Netherlands As opposed to this one: Web Developer £1 per annum Leeds, West Yorkshire
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What minimum wage? (maybe the Victorian period)
Straight from an agency website: Graduate PHP Developer – Cheshire – Graduate, Junior, Trainee £15 – £18 per annum Cheshire