Category Archives: Error messages

Warnings and error messages from the sublime to the ridiculous

green turns to red

So I signed up to have my paperless statement for the last of my credit/debit cards and utility bills but the infuriating this about this one (I’ll call it ASDA to save embarrassment for the company) is that you can’t … Continue reading

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Joel goes awol (anag)

6:15am (gmt) and I want to visit one of my favourite places, the home of Joel Spolsky and Co. There are two reasons, the first is that Joel writes great things which make me laugh and provide me with … Continue reading

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Myth Buster – Google don’t have bugs

“You are currently using undefinedMB (undefined%) of your undefinedMB.” I don’t remember who said it but along the lines of ‘if a program has more than five lines of code it will have at least one bug’.

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Extending my collection of error messages

The reported error was: Problem with the concurrent query manager in the LibraryThing Bureau of Garbage Collections. We have an entire room of trained monkeys working to solve the problem.

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The Emperor’s new (online) clothes

Having succumbed to seeing what all the fuss is about with twatter (sic) I can report is that it has to be the greatest hoax since the reported death of Elvis (who is alive and well but I can’t reveal … Continue reading

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New service from google

Google   Error   500 INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR Unable to process request.

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