Category Archives: Humour

A blast from the past

I found this cartoon in an old folder from about 25 years ago. It still makes me laugh. I had to re-work it in photoshop and apologise to the creator as I don’t know who it is.

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Quality newspapers are not just for the intelligentsia

The wonderful Northern family owned Booths supermarkets (since 1847) have a number of great loyalty bonuses including free tea  and coffee (you don’t even need to buy anything!) and a free newspaper on Saturdays and Sundays if you spend more … Continue reading

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Bored to tears

I have a ‘homecare’ policy that covers emergencies such as electrical failure, heating breakdown etc and having discovered that my water system was no longer covered I decided to cancel the policy. I explained the “customer care representative” that in … Continue reading

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Orange (the future may not be so bright)

In the latest personalised email to me (Lee) from Orange, it starts: Dear Gary,

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Procreation checklist

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Time to retire

It’s official. I have just been informed in an email from the RED DOT AWARDS COMPANY  (no subject) that I’ve won 600,000 pounds – Yay! All I have to do is click to reply and request the payment – it … Continue reading

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Microsoft – must try harder

Need I say more?

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Microsoft – a tad late perhaps?

Just setup an email account and tested it. Look what Microsoft claimed to have sent.

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Savage Coalition Government Cuts?

IT Project Manager £1.00 per day Greater Manchester

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That’s my kind of job – but am I suitably qualified?

Application £35000 – £45000 per hour + fixed term Glasgow, Lanarkshire

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