Hit man required for Voodoo Doll

Somebody has clearly been sticking pins in an effigy of me since August when I developed a permanent headache, bad ear infections (first one ear then the other), severe tinnitus, transient global amnesia and this week a slipped disc (which has kept me in bed for the past five days).To top it all the cocktail of drugs are not killing the pain, I am unable to sleep and I have had hiccups for the last six and a half hours. Things are that bad I’ve had to resort to writing this from my sick bed at 3:25am to prevent myself going mad. To top it all I am supposed to be taking a break from work during December. No sick pay for the freelancer of course but no doubt the voodo master is all too aware of that.