Tardis for sale

I had just finished a perl script to process a database of properties. I left some screen debug on for the first full run with about 3500 properties to process (each one taking about one second to fetch web data and so on). I switched screens to do something else and flipped back to check progress about five minutes later, just as the property description caught my eye “Police box – bigger on the inside”.
The longer description begins “Like Dr Whos Tardis this Policemans Box packs a lot in. The front door of the house looks to be set in a little tiny slivver of a property. But step inside and it goes on for ever.”